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ASEJA DE SCELETOS

SKELETON SIEGE (16 setembre 2024) par Tyler Russo

traduida par Marc Gurevitx

Mostra ance la testo orijinal

manual intera de regulas

entire rulebook

la limita de juores es 1-10,000,000,000, 2-5 juores es recomendada
Sceletos debe aseja nonsedente

1-10,000,000,000 player cap, 2-5 players recommended
Skeletons have to be sieging

la regulas:

the rules:

1. On debe ave la aseja

1. There has to be sieging

2. Sceletos nesesa es ala

2. Skeletons need to be there

3. Juores ordina se a dmes[¹] o juores (usual, 1 DM e 1+ juores, ma plu dmes es oce per avenis spesial como aniversarios)

3. Players sort themselves into dms or players (usually 1 DM and 1+ players, but more dms are okay for special occasions like birthdays)

4. Juores fa turnos pos lunlotra per sesa la aseja de sceletos, ma los pote ance cria sur lunlotra si lo es divertinte

4. Players alternate taking turns to stop the skeleton siege, but also can yell over each other if it’s funny

5. A cada turno la sceletos aseja

5. Every turn, the skeletons siege

6. La juores debe atenta sesa esta

6. The players must try to stop this

7. La DM es sujestada de trae carateres diversa a la juores per eleje, ma carateres de juores pote es leteral cualce on vole

7. The DM is suggested to bring a variety of player characters for the players to choose from, but player characters can literally be anything they want

8. On debe ave un pico de conflita dramosa

8. There should be a little bit of drama

9. on recomenda a juores escuta la banda audio orijinal de la Warlord’s Battlecry (2000) o la musica de Runescape cuando jua:

Warlord’s Battlecry (2000) //www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrNN2FZbKew
Si lo es consumada, on ave plu: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZGEA0V3PhE
Runescape (sceletos gusta per la plu la cantas rapida): //www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-7hILtUI4
Bongos, tubas

9. players are encouraged to listen to the Warlord’s Battlecry (2000) OST or Runescape music while gaming:

Warlord’s Battlecry (2000) //www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrNN2FZbKew
If that runs out here’s more: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZGEA0V3PhE
Runescape (skeletons mostly like fast songs): //www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-7hILtUI4
Bongos, tubas

10. Juores pote usa dados ma sola si los es divertinte a lansa

10. Players can use dice but only if they’re fun to roll

11. Cartas de taroci es ance permeteda

11. Tarot cards are also permitted

12. La sceletos pote es temable o no

12. The skeletons can be scary or not

13. juores perde si la sceletos sesa nunca aseja

13. players lose if the skeletons never stop sieging

14. juores pote usa cualce drogas nonpesosa (en modo secur)

14. players can take any non hard drugs they want (safely)

Asi es alga furnis jual recomendada

Here are some recommended gaming supplies:

1. Castel fantasin con xices //www.amazon.com/dp/B0CPVCKN64?psc=1&smid=A9315PI3JUWZD&ref_=chk_typ_imgToDp
2. Saco de sceletos //www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00IDBZPIU/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=A356B9SKXB6KHX&psc=1

1. Fantasy castle with guys //www.amazon.com/dp/B0CPVCKN64?psc=1&smid=A9315PI3JUWZD&ref_=chk_typ_imgToDp
2. Bag of skeletons //www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00IDBZPIU/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=A356B9SKXB6KHX&psc=1

demandas comun

faq

Esce nonsceletos pote aseja?
Si, nonsceletos pote aseja. Ma lo es la plu bon si los ave la alma de sceleto

Can non skeletons siege?
Yes, non skeletons can siege. But it is best if they have the soul of a skeleton

Esce lo es un bon jua?
Si

Is this a good game?
Yeah

Como sur cuando juores vole fa drogas pesosa en modo nonsecur?
Si juores ia ta fa drogas pesosa en modo nonsecur tal o no, ancora los es permeteda de jua aseja de sceletos, ma juores no pote fa drogas pesosa par causa de aseja de sceletos

What if players want to do hard drugs dangerously?
If players would be doing hard drugs dangerously anyways then they are still allowed to play skeleton siege, but players cannot do hard drugs because of skeleton siege

Si alga de la juores es sceletos, esce los debe aseja?
No

If some of the players are skeletons, do they have to be sieging?
No

Me vole lasa ce alga de mea sceletos jua lor osos como un xilofon?
Acel es permeteda

I want to let some of my skeletons play their bones like a xylophone?
That is permitted

Como grande es la sceletos?
Me no es serta

How big are the skeletons?
I’m not sure

Como un DM, cual es un bon cuantia de sceletos per fa la aseja?
2 oras plen de sceletos es un cuantia bon

As a DM, what is a good amount of skeletons to siege with?
2 hours worth of skeletons is a good amount

Esce un castel es obligada?
No, lo ia ta es ance multe fresca si la sceletos aseja un cultiveria o cisa un model proportial de Bob’s Big Boy (en burbank)

Is a castle mandatory?
No it would also be really cool if the skeletons were sieging a farm or like a scale model of Bob’s Big Boy (burbank location)

Me pensa ce sceletos es stonante
Grasias

I think skeletons are awesome
Thank you

ASEJA AVANSADA DE SCELETOS v1.0

ADVANCED SKELETON SIEGE v1.0

esta colie de regulas esije un copia de Aseja de Sceletos afin on jua

this ruleset requires a copy of Skeleton Siege in order to be played

1. DMes debe ave un dado fresca cual cadun lansa en turnos.

La dado debe es joiosa per lansa e ance no multe dolosa si on pone sua pede sur lo o colpa asidente un otra juor
Juores debe no lansa intendente la dados a lunlotra

1. DMs should have one cool dice that everyone takes turns rolling.

The dice should be fun to throw, and also not hurt too much if it is stepped on or hits another player by accident
Players should not throw dice at each other on purpose

2. DMes debe organiza luminas de un umor conveninte e on recomenda a los a apone un roba grande.

2. DMs should provide appropriate mood lighting, and are encouraged to wear a big robe.

3. Cuando un juor vole fa alga cosa interesante, el debe lansa un dado.

Si un juor dise ce el vole fa alga cosa e un dado rola bastante puntos, acel cosa aveni.
Si la dado rola mal, cisa lo no aveni, ma alga otra cosa interesante debe aveni en loca de lo.
Si algun demanda per un cosa cual es nonjoiosa per otra juores, on recomenda ce el no fa denova lo.
1. Esta es oce si lo es multe multe joiosa per la plu de la juores, ma es sola tempora alga nonjoiosa o min de tal per la juor ci es ojetida.
2. Si lo no es joiosa per sceletos ma es joiosa per juores, acel es oce.
3. When a player wants to do something interesting, they should roll a dice.
- If a player says they want to do something and they roll pretty high, that thing happens.
- If they roll bad, it probably does not happen, but something else interesting should happen instead.
- If the thing they ask for is not fun for other players, they are not encouraged to do it again.
  1. This is okay if it’s really really funny for the majority of the players, but only temporarily medium unfun or less for the player who it targets.
  2. If it is not fun for skeletons but is fun for players, that is okay.
4. Juores e sceletos ave Puntos de Vive.
- La cuantia pote es cuanto on vole
- Si un juor demanda per un milion Puntos de Vive, tota cosas fa plu dana a el.
4. Players and skeletons have Hit Points.
- The amount they want is up to them.
- If a player asks for one million Hit Points, everything does more damage to them.
5. Cuando un juor ataca, acel ataca resulta un dana.
- La cuantia de la dana, cual resulta de la ataca, debe es un cuantia bon
- A veses, la bon cuantias es peti
5. When a player attacks, that attack does damage.
- The amount of damage the attack does should be a good number
- Sometimes, good numbers are low
6. La Aseja Avansada de Sceletos pote es juada sur un table, ma lo es ance multe bon sur un tapeto o un solo comfortosa.

6. Advanced Skeleton Siege can be played on a table, but it is also really good on the carpet or a comfortable floor.

7. Nos debe ave alga respeta per la sceletos, ma aseta ce los debe es destruida.

7. We should have some respect for the skeletons, but accept that they must be destroyed.

8. Lo es bon a come un cometa e bevi abundante acua en ce on jua Aseja de Sceletos
- no migi sur la solo
8. It’s good to eat a snack and drink plenty of water while playing Skeleton Siege
- do not get crumbs on the floor
9. La acronim de Aseja Avansada de Sceletos es “ASS”[²], ma per favore no nomi lo acel

9. The acronym for Advanced Skeleton Siege is “ASS”, but please do not call it that

10. Si on ave tro multe sceletos o juores es dormosa, vos es permeteda a para.

10. If there are too many skeletons or players are sleepy, you are allowed to stop.

11. Lo es bon si on deveni enerjiosa cuando jua Aseja de Sceletos
- Saltas de asi a ala e crias e vosis “AAAA” es joiosa, ma no fa lo en un modo cual turba otra juores, spesial si cualce juores es droginte
11. It’s good to get excited while playing Skeleton Siege
- Jumping around a lot and yelling and going “AAAAH” is fun, but do not do it in a way that makes players freak out, especially if any players are on drugs
12. Si lo cual vos fa a alga momento noia vos, cambia acel cosa per es alga cosa cual vos gusta
- Vos pote fa lo cuando vos vole
- Juores es permeteda a cambia carateres a cualce momento elejeda
- Lo es vera en la vive en jeneral
12. If what you are doing is boring, change that thing to be something you like instead
- You can do this whenever you want
- Players are allowed to switch characters whenever they choose
- This is true in life in general
13. Lo es bon de ave multe juetas e usa los cuando jua Aseja de Sceletos
- Vos pote ance jua en vosa mente
13. It is good to have a lot of toys and use them while playing Skeleton Siege
- You can also play in your mind
14. Minotauros es permeteda

14. Minotaurs are permitted

[¹] dungeon masters – mestres de jua

[²] Advanced Skeleton Siege